A little Christian humor

It might be true that Christians take themselves too seriously. It might also be true that atheists take us too seriously (judging from the Christian-atheist debates I’ve seen on some blogs; not this blog, but other blogs)!

So in the interest of lightening things up, I thought I’d dedicate a post to a little Christian humor. Speaking of lightening things up, let’s start with—

Light bulb jokes

How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

One, since his hands are in the air anyway.

How many Calvinists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. God has predestined when the lights will be on.

How many evangelicals does it take to change a light bulb?

Evangelicals do not change light bulbs. They simply read out the instructions and hope the light bulb will decide to change itself.

How many Pentecostals does it take to change a light bulb?

10—one to change it, and 9 others to pray against the spirit of darkness.

How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But to ensure that the message of hope continues to go forth, send in your donation today.

How many campfire worship leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But soon all those around can warm up in its glowing.

How many Lutherans does it take to change a light bulb?

One to actually change the bulb, and nine to say how much they like the old one.

God Texts the Ten Commandments

Here’s something I read in the June/July issue of Reader’s Digest (and they were quoting Jamie Quatro on mcsweeneys.net):

  1. no1 b4 me. srsly.
  2. dnt wrshp pix/idols
  3. no omg’s
  4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)
  5. pos ok – ur m&d r cool
  6. dnt kill ppl
  7. :-X only w/ m8
  8. dnt steal
  9. dnt lie re: bf
  10. dnt ogle ur bf’s m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.

M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl.

ttyl, JHWH

ps. wwjd?

And finally, one of my favorite jokes—

Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac?

He lay awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

Thank you, thank you very much—I’m here all week!

 

Review: I love my new Flip Video!

When Amazon had a “Deal of the Day” on the Flip MinoHD Camcorder, I bought myself one for Christmas. I had been reading about the Flip for almost a year and had always wanted one. I just wasn’t sure how much I would actually use it. But at $119.00, I could resist no longer, and clicked “Add to Shopping Cart.”

I’m glad I did! The Flip is so simple, it’s ridiculous. I’m not sure it even comes with a manual because I have not yet needed to look anything up. It’s small enough to carry around in a coat pocket, and it’s convenient enough to operate with one hand.

Recording my dogs enjoying the first significant snowfall of the season gave me an opportunity to discover how seamlessly the Flip integrates with iMovie on my Mac. I imported my video clips into a new iMovie “Event,” organized them into  “Project,” applied a theme, added a soundtrack, and uploaded the finished product to YouTube—all in one evening. View it here and see what you think!

Now, I don’t know if the Flip MinoHD Camcorder is as delightful to use on a PC as it is on a Mac, but if you are looking for a small, simple camera at a decent price, it’s hard to beat the Flip. And if you’re looking for an outlet for your creative energy, iMovie has a lot to offer. I found that after spending a lot of time writing, it was nice to have a project that let me manipulate images and music.

My upgraded Flip Slide HD, customized at www.theflip.com.

UPDATE: I STILL LOVE MY FLIP VIDEO, BUT I’VE UPGRADED

Since this original post, I have upgraded to the Flip Slide HD, which I love even more than my original Flip! (I know, that’s hard to imagine, but it’s true.) What prompted me to upgrade was the video I tried to shoot at the 2010 Taste of Reconciliation—in a big room that was kind of dark, it was difficult to get clear footage. The Flip Slide offers 2x Digital Zoom, and the video quality is 720p HD/30 fps. Another key feature is that I can now record for 4 hours, not just 1. When you order directly from theflip.com, you can customize the design of your camera, which is kind of fun. I chose to keep my design pretty basic, since when I’m shooting video in sensitive situations, I don’t want to draw a lot of attention to myself. And when I’m videoing conversations with people, I don’t want to draw a lot of attention to my camera; I would rather people forget that they’re being taped.

The Flip Slide is a little thicker than my previous flip, so it’s a pretty snug fit in the camera bag I use. If I had to do it all over again, I might choose the Flip MinoHD, which has some features I like, although it maxes out at 2 hours of record time.

I’m guessing that a lot of people buy camcorders so they can record the funny things their kids do, or their family’s various involvements in sports, theater, church, and social celebrations. I’ve been using mine to record activities at church, outings with my dogs, and the occasional seminar I lead. But give me some input here—what other life events should I be recording?

Samples of my Flip in action